Weekly Writing - Quotes on Writing

After last week’s post, I decided to stop angsting about not writing and to just go with the flow. To be honest, I struggle to think clearly knowing there’s still so much stuff that’s waiting to be sorted and put in the proper places.

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Photo by rawpixel.com on Unsplash

But I don't want to neglect my blog. So, in a bid to get my brain closer to ‘writing’ mode, I dug out some quotes… about writing. And how true the first one is, by our good friend, ‘anonymous’.

‘Being a good writer is 3% talent, 97% not being distracted by the Internet’ ~ Anonymous

‘Sit down to write what you have thought, and not to think about what you shall write’ ~ William Cobbett

‘Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You need to start somewhere’ ~ Anne Lamott

‘A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult that it is for other people’ ~ Thomas Mann

‘If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it’ ~ Elmore Leonard

 (one of my idea notebooks)

(one of my idea notebooks)

‘Prowling about the rooms, sitting down, getting up, stirring the fire, looking out the window, teasing my hair, sitting down to write, writing nothing, writing something and tearing it up…” ~ Charles Dickens

‘It is better to write a bad first draft than to write no first draft at all’ ~ Will Shetterly

‘Novels begin not on the page, but in meditation and daydreaming – in thinking, not writing’ ~ Joyce Carol Oates

‘Writing a book is a horrible, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven on by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand’ ~ George Orwell

This last one is my absolute favourite…

‘Advice? I don’t have advice. Stop aspiring and start writing. If you’re writing, you’re a writer. Write like you’re a goddamn death row inmate and the governor is out of the country and there’s no chance for a pardon. Write like you’re clinging to the edge of a cliff, white knuckles, on your last breath, and you’ve got just one last thing to say, like you’re a bird flying over us and you can see everything, and please, for God’s sake, tell us something that will save us from ourselves. Take a deep breath and tell us your deepest, darkest secret, so we can wipe our brows and know that we’re not alone. Write like you have a message from the king. Or don’t. Who knows, maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who doesn’t have to’ ~ Alan Watts

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Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Fantastic Friday - Funny Quotes

It’s been awhile since I’ve compiled some quotes. As it’s Friday, and seeing as how summer seems to be hit and miss here in the UK (what a surprise!), let’s have a laugh…
All these seem to be by ‘anonymous’, but if you know who said them, please let me know.

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‘The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.’

‘It turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff.’

‘Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. Chocolate understands.’

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‘Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.’

‘I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.’

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‘Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do. Other times I try to get out of the car with my seat belt on.’

‘You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new sponge at the kitchen sink.’

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‘The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.’

‘When you wake up at 6 in the morning, close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31’

‘All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.’

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[All images from The Graphics Fairy]